Now all my ads are for goofy blue glasses why is my ad blocker not working? Why am I still here, on the internet? It makes our eyes hurt – maybe we should get those goofy blue glasses that are supposed to block the harmful waves. It’s also too bright and the night-shift is too yellow. Time goes fast but not in the way that it flies when you’re having fun, more like when you wake up after a nap to find that it’s suddenly dark outside. We are miserable and unproductive and lonely all at once.